First, A hey to everybody else whom wound up here as a consequence of googling any combination of “sex” and “The Rock. ” It is known by me takes place, as evidenced with a post i did so called “Mommy Porn, ” which remains certainly one of my most seen articles. I have the sex that is whole The Rock thing, i really do, and I also don’t judge. You might be welcome only at WOAW.
Once the name with this post conveys, yesterday evening I’d a fantasy. Just How it out for you about I lay?
Present day, main nj-new jersey, a Clifford Red 2005 Honda Odyssey parked for a suburban street.
JC calls it “The Jalopy”
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson…
One four-foot long Baguette that is frenc…
Jess leans to the driver’s home associated with minivan, whilst the Rock leans to the passenger part home. He’s keeping an about four-foot long, French baguette, covered with those types of brown paper baguette bags. He’s trying to fit the baguette on the front side seats in to the sunglasses compartment in the dash.
Jess (searching throughout the seats towards the Rock): Dude. Exactly what are you doing?
Jess: It’s maybe maybe not planning to fit.
Jess: place your baguette into the straight back.
And there you’ve got it. Which was the whole fantasy. I am talking about… We don’t understand. Perhaps my thoughts are within the gutter, nonetheless it may have now been a intercourse fantasy. Please be aware: we had been completely clothed the complete time, I’d gone to Wegman’s that morning with my hubby and now we did purchase baguettes, and because we anticipate that the interested minds need to know, I didn’t see in the event that Rock put their baguette within the straight back.
I’d like to indicate for the record the following, which might or might not sway your ideas:
- my buddy Angela and We both love The Rock while having determined we will drop every thing to focus on their presidential campaign. No, he’s not running in 2016, but someday we could envision this happening. We don’t also care just exactly what celebration he operates for because if anybody can unite the bipartisan system, it is The Rock.
- I would not take him food shopping if I were in close proximity to The Rock. I’d add something sassy right right here, such as “we’d find other fun things to do, wink wink, ” but in fact in the event that Rock visited the house, I’m fairly specific my better half would swoop in and invest your day chatting with him about workouts and food diets (meh).
- Nevertheless, I just don’t think The Rock would buy a four-foot long baguette if we did go food shopping. You know, carbohydrates? Since we stalk him on Instagram I’m conscious he enjoys a splurge every so often, but he’s a damn healthy dude (demonstrably). I’m thinking we’d purchase cod and stuff that is protein-laden. We visualize myself wanting to sneak Pringles to the container and him providing me the eyebrow and tsking at me.
- Further, i might not matter The Rock towards the Jalopy minivan, without any air cooling and needs duct tape to help keep among the sliding doorways shut (on event). On Instagram) if we had to go food shopping, I would insist we take his fancy truck (I’ve seen it. All of the baguettes into the global globe can easily fit in the back of that thing.
- Used to do state “Dude” during my fantasy, that we never state in real world.
- I have already been composing silversingles lots of relationship recently, none involving placing such a thing in the rear of such a thing. Nevertheless, had we slept a bit sounder maybe this fantasy will have generated a intimate picnic with The Rock, including bread, cod, and other things that The Rock “is cooking. ” Stranger things have actually occurred (haven’t they? ).
I’d put a poll in right right here but that could be too strange, also in my situation. Still, I’d like to hear your thinking. What’s up with this specific fantasy?
As constantly, many thanks for accommodating my crazy. I am hoping you’ve got a great time.